{"id":5045,"date":"2016-10-17T23:33:45","date_gmt":"2016-10-18T06:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5045"},"modified":"2016-10-17T23:33:45","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T06:33:45","slug":"thou-shalt-grabbeth-her-by-the-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5045","title":{"rendered":"Thou Shalt Grabbeth Her By The Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fallout from Pussygate continues for GOP nominee Donald Trump. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dw.com\/en\/more-women-accuse-trump-of-unwanted-sexual-advances\/a-36049412\" target=\"_blank\">More women have come forward with allegations of improper sexual advances<\/a>. The <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intelligencer\/2016\/10\/new-polls-show-clinton-on-pace-for-a-landslide.html\" target=\"_blank\">orange haired rage monster&#8217;s polls continue to drop<\/a> and he&#8217;s in full blamestorming mode, pointing fingers at everyone but himself. But the one thing that continues to astonish most people is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/us-usa-election-trump-evangelicals-idUSKCN1280WE\" target=\"_blank\">that evangelical christians, who blather on and on and on about morality and family values, continue to support this obvious horndog<\/a>. Maybe we&#8217;re missing something&#8230;Oh yeah! We completely forgot about Jesus&#8217; little known Sermon at the Strip Club, where he told his fellow apostles &#8220;Thou shalt moveth on the bitch, and grabbeth her by the pussy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5047\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5047\" style=\"width: 395px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5047\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/capitalistjesustrumppussy.jpg\" alt=\"Capitalist Jesus, who is also very Republican, defends GOP candidate Donald Trump by reciting his little known Sermon at the Strip Club where &quot;Thou shalt moveth on the bitch and grabbeth her pussy.&quot;\" width=\"395\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/capitalistjesustrumppussy.jpg 395w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/capitalistjesustrumppussy-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 395px) 85vw, 395px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5047\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Capitalist Jesus, who is also very Republican, defends GOP candidate Donald Trump by reciting his little known Sermon at the Strip Club.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fallout from Pussygate continues for GOP nominee Donald Trump. More women have come forward with allegations of improper sexual advances. The orange haired rage monster&#8217;s polls continue to drop and he&#8217;s in full blamestorming mode, pointing fingers at everyone but himself. But the one thing that continues to astonish most people is that evangelical &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5045\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Thou Shalt Grabbeth Her By The Pussy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[995,61,1126,60,8,68,3,198],"tags":[689,252,69,22,20,389,147,70,9,75,199,21,98,596,19,47,48],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5045"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5049,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045\/revisions\/5049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}