{"id":4990,"date":"2016-09-27T17:03:30","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T00:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4990"},"modified":"2016-09-27T18:36:28","modified_gmt":"2016-09-28T01:36:28","slug":"spineless-ted-cruz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4990","title":{"rendered":"Spineless Ted Cruz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We know the first of the Presidential Debates was last night, but so much crap is happening, we&#8217;re having a hard time keeping up. We&#8217;ll be commenting on the debate results soon.<\/p>\n<p>In a not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4587\" target=\"_blank\">so surprising move to us here at the Bucket<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/post-politics\/wp\/2016\/09\/23\/cruz-to-reverse-himself-and-support-trump\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ted Cruz endorsed authoritarian megalomaniac, Donald Trump, for President<\/a>, which pretty much proves all those nasty things Trump and Cruz said to each other was political theater and absolute bullshit. It also proves that Ted Cruz doesn&#8217;t really have much integrity. We hope he enjoys cleaning up Trump&#8217;s trail of bullshit with Suckinupagus Chris Christie. Better get those waders out boys&#8230;it&#8217;s gonna get deep!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4993\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4993\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4993\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/cruzendorsestrump.jpg\" alt=\"Donald Trump orders his new lackey Ted Cruz to help Suckinupagus Chris Christie clean his shorts- his undershorts.\" width=\"500\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/cruzendorsestrump.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/cruzendorsestrump-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4993\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Smuggest Senator alive and spineless suck-up, Ted Cruz, freely chooses a life of servile lackeydom to authoritarian megalomaniac and GOP nominee, Donald Trump.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We know the first of the Presidential Debates was last night, but so much crap is happening, we&#8217;re having a hard time keeping up. We&#8217;ll be commenting on the debate results soon. In a not so surprising move to us here at the Bucket, Ted Cruz endorsed authoritarian megalomaniac, Donald Trump, for President, which pretty &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4990\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Spineless Ted Cruz&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,1126,60,8,68,3,198],"tags":[689,252,69,686,22,20,389,27,783,147,9,21,98,596,235,19,47,48,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4990"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4990"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4996,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4990\/revisions\/4996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}