{"id":4945,"date":"2016-09-09T12:44:27","date_gmt":"2016-09-09T19:44:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4945"},"modified":"2016-09-09T13:07:51","modified_gmt":"2016-09-09T20:07:51","slug":"children-of-the-don","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4945","title":{"rendered":"Children Of The Don"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The adult children of GOP nominee Donald Trump <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/politics\/donald-trump-kids-mocked-awkward-millennial-ad-article-1.2776883\" target=\"_blank\">made headlines this past week by releasing a truly creepy ad aimed at Millennials<\/a>. Ivanka, Eric and Donald Jr. looked eerily like some combination of the <em>Children of the Corn<\/em>, <em>Invasion of the Body Snatchers<\/em> and the <em>Stepford Wives<\/em> as they seem to be saying to their peers: Vote for our dad&#8230; or we will destroy you! It kind of makes us glad that we&#8217;re old coots here at the Bucket, and we&#8217;ll be kicking the bucket relatively soon. We&#8217;d hate to have to live in a world where these soulless husks of human flesh rule over humanity. At least they&#8217;ve got a future in horror movies.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4947\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4947\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4947\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpkidsivankadonaldericad.jpg\" alt=\"Ivanka, Donald Jr. and Eric Trump command millennials Children of the Corn style to vote for their dad or face complete destruction.\" width=\"500\" height=\"587\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpkidsivankadonaldericad.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpkidsivankadonaldericad-256x300.jpg 256w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4947\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Donald Trump&#8217;s children, Ivanka, Eric and Donald Jr,\u00a0 have released a new ad that commands Millennials to vote for their dad or face the dire consequences.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The adult children of GOP nominee Donald Trump made headlines this past week by releasing a truly creepy ad aimed at Millennials. Ivanka, Eric and Donald Jr. looked eerily like some combination of the Children of the Corn, Invasion of the Body Snatchers and the Stepford Wives as they seem to be saying to their &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4945\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Children Of The Don&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,1126,60,8,85,963,3,198,35],"tags":[689,307,1422,22,20,1419,147,1417,9,1421,1423,1418,310,199,1420,21,98,596,235,19,1424,47,48,946,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4945"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4950,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945\/revisions\/4950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}