{"id":4829,"date":"2016-07-11T22:05:50","date_gmt":"2016-07-12T05:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4829"},"modified":"2016-07-11T22:05:50","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T05:05:50","slug":"the-seven-wonders-of-cactus-corners-arizona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4829","title":{"rendered":"The Seven Wonders Of Cactus Corners, Arizona"},"content":{"rendered":"

And now for something completely different…<\/p>\n

With all the depressing daily shootings that are going on, we thought we’d do something Pythonesquely different and devote some attention to summer travel and tourism. We haven’t done a BilgeBucket List for some time, so we decided to highlight our fair burg of Cactus Corners, Arizona, just in time for the sweltering 110+ degree heat. Everyone’s heard of the Seven Wonders of the World<\/a>. Our little corner of the desert has some splendid attractions, well worth your tourist dollar. So, in an effort to educate the world on the awe-inspiring splendors that make Cactus Corners such a miserable hell hole<\/span>, America\u2019s trendiest suburb, here is a list of the Seven Wonders of Cactus Corners.<\/p>\n