{"id":4747,"date":"2016-06-01T20:14:49","date_gmt":"2016-06-02T03:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4747"},"modified":"2016-06-01T20:15:57","modified_gmt":"2016-06-02T03:15:57","slug":"trump-jesus-twin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4747","title":{"rendered":"Trump: Jesus&#8217; Twin?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the more perplexing things about the rise of Donald Trump <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/2016\/03\/14\/470347740\/gop-mystery-why-do-many-evangelicals-back-donald-trump\" target=\"_blank\">is the support he&#8217;s getting from the evangelical christians<\/a>. We thought for sure they would support supposed &#8216;savior&#8217; Ted Cruz, but they have overwhelmingly come out in support of someone who is thrice married; a hedonist, morally bankrupt and has at best a sketchy knowledge of the bible. We&#8217;re atheists here at the Bucket and we probably know more about the bible than Trump. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Yz4AmUaLbUQ\" target=\"_blank\">Samantha Bee recently gave a hilarious analysis of the religious right evangelical&#8217;s seemingly hypocritical viewpoint<\/a>. It&#8217;s definitely a lip diddler for us, folks. But then again, we can&#8217;t figure out how the hell Donald Trump is the GOP nominee for president.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4753\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4753\" style=\"width: 395px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4753 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/capitalistjesustrumptwins-1.jpg\" alt=\"Capitalist Jesus, who is also very Republican, admires his ideological twin, Donald Trump, for his greedy, egomaniacal, petty, self-aggrandizing, misogynistic, bombastic, materialistic, deceitful, callous, bigoted, and oppresive nature.\" width=\"395\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/capitalistjesustrumptwins-1.jpg 395w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/capitalistjesustrumptwins-1-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 395px) 85vw, 395px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4753\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Capitalist Jesus, who is also very Republican, is stoked that his ideological twin, Donald Trump, looks to be the GOP nominee for president.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the more perplexing things about the rise of Donald Trump is the support he&#8217;s getting from the evangelical christians. We thought for sure they would support supposed &#8216;savior&#8217; Ted Cruz, but they have overwhelmingly come out in support of someone who is thrice married; a hedonist, morally bankrupt and has at best a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4747\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trump: Jesus&#8217; Twin?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[995,61,1126,60,8,68,3,198],"tags":[689,252,69,22,20,389,27,783,147,70,9,75,21,98,596,235,188,19,47,48,784,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4747"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4747"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4756,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4747\/revisions\/4756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}