{"id":4568,"date":"2016-03-08T20:11:52","date_gmt":"2016-03-09T03:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4568"},"modified":"2016-03-08T23:24:24","modified_gmt":"2016-03-09T06:24:24","slug":"gop-its-all-about-the-size-of-the-hand-and-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4568","title":{"rendered":"GOP: It&#8217;s All About The Size Of The Hand&#8230;And The Penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The GOP hit a new all-time low last week; and that&#8217;s saying something because they&#8217;ve been nothing but abysmal ever since the travesty that is Con-a-thon 2016 started last summer (Geez has it been that long already!). Yes, middle school students running for student body president are officially more mature than the grown-up Republicans running for President. It started when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/marco-rubio-goes-after-donald-trumps-small-hands\/\" target=\"_blank\">Marco Rubio, a.k.a. Marcobot 2016, intimated that frontrunner, megalomaniac Donald Trump, might be less of a man because he had small hands<\/a>. Well Trump, being a manly man, wasn&#8217;t going to let that comment slide and <a href=\"http:\/\/edition.cnn.com\/2016\/03\/03\/politics\/republican-debate-highlights\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">suggested in the next Republican debate that he was all that and more<\/a>. <strong>Really???!!!! The Republicans are comparing dick sizes????!!!! IN A\u00a0 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE????!!!!!<\/strong> No folks, this isn&#8217;t an episode of the Jerry Springer show or a bunch of drunks in a local tavern. These are supposedly legitimate adults who want to run this country, the most powerful in the world,&#8230;and they&#8217;re talking about the size of their penises.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re wondering what the last great Republican President, Dwight D. Eisenhower, would have said about today&#8217;s pathetic GOP.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4570\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4570\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4570\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/eisenhowertrumpsmallpenis.jpg\" alt=\"GOP frontrunner, Donald Trump, assures the ghost of Ike that despite having small hands, his penis is huge.\" width=\"500\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/eisenhowertrumpsmallpenis.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/eisenhowertrumpsmallpenis-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4570\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The ghost of the last great Republican president, Dwight D. Eisenhower, warns Americans of the two greatest dangers to their liberty: an unchecked military-industrial complex and a man with a small penis.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The GOP hit a new all-time low last week; and that&#8217;s saying something because they&#8217;ve been nothing but abysmal ever since the travesty that is Con-a-thon 2016 started last summer (Geez has it been that long already!). Yes, middle school students running for student body president are officially more mature than the grown-up Republicans running &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4568\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;GOP: It&#8217;s All About The Size Of The Hand&#8230;And The Penis&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,1126,60,8,68,3,198],"tags":[689,252,69,22,20,389,27,1287,972,147,70,9,1284,1272,199,21,1285,98,596,235,19,1147,1286,47,48,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4568"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4568"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4576,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4568\/revisions\/4576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}