{"id":4273,"date":"2015-09-14T20:22:23","date_gmt":"2015-09-15T03:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4273"},"modified":"2015-09-21T19:36:05","modified_gmt":"2015-09-22T02:36:05","slug":"perrys-outta-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4273","title":{"rendered":"Perry&#8217;s Outta There!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One down, umpty-nine to go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well there&#8217;s a little more elbow room in the Republican clown car tonight, as former Texas governor Rick Perry has dropped out of the farce that is Con-a-thon 2016. Of course, the writing was on the wall, since it was reported recently that his staff wasn&#8217;t getting paid. We here at the Bucket have concluded that despite his makeover with smarter looking glasses, they just weren&#8217;t smart looking enough. Better luck in 2020, Poindexter.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4274\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4274\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/rickperrysmarterglasses.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4274 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/rickperrysmarterglasses.jpg\" alt=\"Former Texas governor Rick Perry vows to run for President again in 2020 with smarter looking glasses and a much pointier clown hat.\" width=\"500\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/rickperrysmarterglasses.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/rickperrysmarterglasses-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4274\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Former Texas governor Rick Perry vows to run for President again in 2020 with smarter looking glasses and a much pointier clown hat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One down, umpty-nine to go&#8230; Well there&#8217;s a little more elbow room in the Republican clown car tonight, as former Texas governor Rick Perry has dropped out of the farce that is Con-a-thon 2016. Of course, the writing was on the wall, since it was reported recently that his staff wasn&#8217;t getting paid. We here &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4273\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Perry&#8217;s Outta There!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,1126,60,8,3],"tags":[180,1161,22,147,1167,9,21,71,98,596,19,693],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4273"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4273"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4277,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4273\/revisions\/4277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}