{"id":3539,"date":"2014-09-01T21:03:55","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T04:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3539"},"modified":"2014-09-05T22:22:59","modified_gmt":"2014-09-06T05:22:59","slug":"rewind-transformers-of-the-middle-east","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3539","title":{"rendered":"Rewind: Transformers Of The Middle East"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing with our brief <em>Coming Soon To A Theater Near You<\/em> retrospective&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"size-full wp-image-3541\" title=\"transformersofthemiddleeast\">Here\u2019s a theater poster from our July19, 2007 edition highlighting the Neocon Production <strong>Transformers of the Middle East<\/strong> starring Dick &#8216;Rustbucket&#8217; Cheney, Condoleezza &#8216;Chevtron &#8216; Rice and George W. Bush as Lil&#8217; DubDub, the chief Neocon transformer of that clusterf*ck called the Iraq War.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3541\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3541\" style=\"width: 420px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=3541\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3541\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3541\" title=\"transformersofthemiddleeast\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/transformersofthemiddleeast.jpg\" alt=\"George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice invade Iraq with one mission: to transform the Middle East come Hell or the Apocalypse. Let the Quagmire Commence!\" width=\"420\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/transformersofthemiddleeast.jpg 420w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/transformersofthemiddleeast-252x300.jpg 252w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 85vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3541\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Transformers of the Middle East: Neocon transformers George W. Bush (Lil&#39; DubDub), Dick Cheney(Rustbucket) and Condoleeza Rice(Chevtron) invade Iraq to transform it and the rest of the Middle East into an oil producing heaven for the west. Will they succeed or will they fan the flames of hatred and start an apocalyptic quagmire from which America will never recover. Rated R for Reprehensible.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing with our brief Coming Soon To A Theater Near You retrospective&#8230; Here\u2019s a theater poster from our July19, 2007 edition highlighting the Neocon Production Transformers of the Middle East starring Dick &#8216;Rustbucket&#8217; Cheney, Condoleezza &#8216;Chevtron &#8216; Rice and George W. Bush as Lil&#8217; DubDub, the chief Neocon transformer of that clusterf*ck called the Iraq &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3539\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Rewind: Transformers Of The Middle East&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[927,61,49,8,3],"tags":[931,50,112,22,20,389,27,52,9,115,458,93,21,98,596,116,19,647,930],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3539"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3555,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539\/revisions\/3555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}