{"id":3310,"date":"2014-04-02T19:25:12","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T02:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3310"},"modified":"2020-05-09T13:16:40","modified_gmt":"2020-05-09T20:16:40","slug":"rewind-smells-like-rummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3310","title":{"rendered":"Rewind: Smells Like Rummy"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s been like those old halcyon days of the Bush Administration lately. In our last post, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice spoke out against Obama’s foreign policy with Russia. Now, former Secretary of Defense and one of the architects of the debacle known as the Iraq War, Donald Rumsfeld, has crawled out of whatever hole he’s been hiding in and weighed in with his two cents (as if anyone cares.) Good Ol’ Rummy said last week that ‘a trained ape’ would be better at foreign policy than Obama<\/a>. This from a man who completely clusterf**ked the Iraq War and had to be removed from his post for his\u00a0 incompetence (or excellence as the Republicans remember it). Here’s an article from our November 13, 2006 edition right after the 2006 elections when the Democrats won the House and Senate.<\/p>\n

Rumsfeld Becomes President Of Rumsfeldia<\/h2>\n

Donald Rumsfeld, fresh from his dismissal as Secretary of Defense last week declared himself President of Rumsfeldia, which is what he calls his residence in Maryland.<\/p>\n

\u201cAm I surprised I was dismissed? Not really,\u201d said a candid Rumsfeld from his living room throne. \u201cAm I disappointed? You bet. But as I\u2019ve said before, the President is correct whatever it was he said. Although I wish he hadn\u2019t said what he said he said. Did I just say that? It doesn\u2019t matter. What I mean to say is, sure, this is a setback. Will I recover? I think so, but the future\u2019s not ours to see. Que sera sera! I don\u2019t do predictions. I also don\u2019t do dishes. Joyce, I\u2019ve dirtied my coffee cup. Come clean it; on the double soldier. Where\u2019s my latest issue of People? This Britney Spears divorce intrigues me to no end. She should have got out years ago.\u201d<\/p>\n

Rumsfeld\u2019s wife, Joyce, seemed stressed and frazzled about her husband being around the house all the time. \u201cHe\u2019s going to drive me nuts. It\u2019s only been a few days, but he\u2019s making me cuckoo bananas. He just sits there in the living room, which we\u2019re supposed to call Command Central, or he rearranges the furniture or reorders the books on the shelves. Yesterday, he was in his bathtub playing naval battle with his model ships. Oy vey!\u201d<\/p>\n

Neighbor Fred Dittmeier said while cleaning his barbecue pit, \u201cDon\u2019s a smart guy. He needs to be active all the time. I\u2019ve got a great job for him. He could be a greeter over at the Juggermart in Chevy Chase. He\u2019d be a natural. He\u2019s always got a clever response to questions. Plus he\u2019s a former Secretary of Defense. I mean, what a drawing card! And just think of the classic Rumsfeld quotes he\u2019d be spewing from that post. \u2018Of course I know where the garden supplies are; they’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.\u2019 Wouldn\u2019t that be a hoot!\u201d<\/p>\n

Rumsfeld daughter Marcy said, \u201cI\u2019m really worried about Dad. Like at dinner the other night, Mom put out the regular dinner plates and Dad questioned why Mom was putting out pottery ware for a Sunday dinner. Mom explained the good china was being cleaned and that this was all that was available. Well Dad was crestfallen. He muttered that you go to dinner with the plates you have not the plates you want or wish you had at a later time. He\u2019s just repeating his old quotes over and over again. Mom\u2019s hair\u2019s already white. It\u2019s gonna start falling out pretty soon.\u201d<\/p>\n

When asked about his immediate plans, Rumsfeld mused over the possibilities. \u201cWell I\u2019ll tell you. I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started. It\u2019s like I\u2019ve said before: there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don’t know we don’t know. I\u2019d have to say I fall into that latter category.\u201d<\/p>\n

Rumsfeld then started micromanaging his pets. \u201cFluffy get off the couch. And pick up that hairball. Rover, why do you always have to lick yourself? And you Goldie! Honestly, if you don\u2019t start swimming soon, it\u2019ll be the toilet for you. And you Fido, quit sniffing Rover\u2019s butt! You don\u2019t know where it\u2019s been. Besides, you\u2019re doing it all wrong. Move aside. Must I do everything?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s been like those old halcyon days of the Bush Administration lately. In our last post, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice spoke out against Obama’s foreign policy with Russia. Now, former Secretary of Defense and one of the architects of the debacle known as the Iraq War, Donald Rumsfeld, has crawled out of whatever hole … Continue reading “Rewind: Smells Like Rummy”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[144,61,60,49,8,3],"tags":[50,112,22,876,9,115,458,879,880,21,596,19,92,260,877,878],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3310"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7469,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310\/revisions\/7469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}