{"id":3189,"date":"2013-12-22T21:36:03","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T04:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3189"},"modified":"2013-12-23T20:26:50","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T03:26:50","slug":"celebrate-christmas-or-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3189","title":{"rendered":"Celebrate Christmas or Die!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you need a last minute holiday gift? You came to the right place! Fox News talk show host Bill O&#8217;Reilly, whose only goal in life is to look out for you, has released a new book just in time for you to buy it and stuff it&#8230; in your stocking for Christmas, Festivus or whatever the hell holiday you celebrate this time of year. He gives key strategies on dealing with people who have non-Christian ideologies and how to beat the holy hell out them, all in the joyous spirit of the season. And with a foreward by Ms. Ubetcha, how can anyone refuse!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3191\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3191\" style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=3191\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3191\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3191\" title=\"oreillywaronchristmas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/oreillywaronchristmas.jpg\" alt=\"Bill O'Reilly book Celebrate Christmas or Die! : How to win the War on Christmas\" width=\"450\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/oreillywaronchristmas.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/oreillywaronchristmas-270x300.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3191\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fox News talk show host Bill O&#39;Reilly, whose only goal in life is to look out for you, has released a new book filled with strategies on how to annihilate anyone who has the audacity to wish you &#39;Happy Holidays&#39; instead of &#39;Merry Christmas&#39;.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you need a last minute holiday gift? You came to the right place! Fox News talk show host Bill O&#8217;Reilly, whose only goal in life is to look out for you, has released a new book just in time for you to buy it and stuff it&#8230; in your stocking for Christmas, Festivus or &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3189\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Celebrate Christmas or Die!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[308,61,8,3,35],"tags":[290,252,69,312,22,328,4,9,75,21,255,231,98,188,19,697],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3189"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3189"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3208,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3189\/revisions\/3208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}