{"id":3164,"date":"2013-12-16T22:50:49","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T05:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3164"},"modified":"2018-02-15T23:02:35","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T06:02:35","slug":"top-holiday-gifts-for-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3164","title":{"rendered":"Top Holiday Gifts For 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The holiday season is in full swing. If you haven&#8217;t spent yourself into bankruptcy yet and are still looking for the right gift for that special someone in your life, look no further. Our intrepid staff has conveniently compiled a list of the hot \u201cgotta have it\u201d items for this years holiday season. Take this to the mall and don&#8217;t forget your helmet, spiked gloves and shoulder pads. Holiday shopping is dangerous!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><em><em>An Official Miley Cyrus Foam Finger<\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>A painting by George W. Bush of George W. Bush in the bathtub<\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>&#8216;Moby Dick&#8217; by Rand Paul <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>The NSA Super Snooper Spy Kit &#8211; For Kids<br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Ted Cruz\u2019s new fragrance: Arrogant Ass <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>A lump of coal autographed by Dick Cheney <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em> &#8216;The Great Gatsby&#8217; by Rand Paul <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Sarah Palin&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Book &#8216;Good Tidings and Great Joy&#8217;<\/span> Yule Log<br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>&#8216;Kwanzaa For Dummies&#8217; by Paula Deen <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>A Carlos Danger Action Figure with Realistic Twerkin&#8217; Motion<br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Walter White&#8217;s Meth Starter Kit<\/em> &#8211; For Kids <\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>&#8216;Atlas Shrugged&#8217; by Rand Paul<br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><a title=\"Jesus was a Liberal\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/bilgebucket\/10779970\" target=\"_blank\">A &#8216;Jesus was a Liberal&#8217; T-Shirt<\/a><\/em> (blatant capitalistic plug)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Guns, guns and more guns <\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Healthcare<\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The holiday season is in full swing. If you haven&#8217;t spent yourself into bankruptcy yet and are still looking for the right gift for that special someone in your life, look no further. Our intrepid staff has conveniently compiled a list of the hot \u201cgotta have it\u201d items for this years holiday season. Take this &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3164\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Top Holiday Gifts For 2013&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,1687],"tags":[718,50,826,112,312,783,52,328,325,781,324,314,824,231,823,822,327,825],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3164"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5840,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions\/5840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}