{"id":3144,"date":"2013-12-02T22:55:13","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T05:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3144"},"modified":"2013-12-18T00:12:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T07:12:40","slug":"baby-talk-baby-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3144","title":{"rendered":"Baby Talk, Baby Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s the holiday season so that means that it&#8217;s time to go out and shop for all your loved ones. So what should you get your baby or toddler this year. Skip the toys, dolls and stuffed animals. We think there&#8217;s no better gift to give your infant than a cell phone and bluetooth. Mobile devices are ubiquitous these days and you might as well get your little one wired up as soon as possible because there is nothing more important in life than staying connected to the grid.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3146\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3146\" style=\"width: 534px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=3146\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3146\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3146\" title=\"bluetoothbaby\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bluetoothbaby.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"534\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bluetoothbaby.jpg 534w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bluetoothbaby-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 534px) 85vw, 534px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3146\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Wireless companies are targeting an increasingly younger audience these days.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s the holiday season so that means that it&#8217;s time to go out and shop for all your loved ones. So what should you get your baby or toddler this year. Skip the toys, dolls and stuffed animals. We think there&#8217;s no better gift to give your infant than a cell phone and bluetooth. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3144\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Baby Talk, Baby Talk&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[812,814,139,811,324,815,327,813],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3144"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3144"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3184,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3144\/revisions\/3184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}