{"id":2712,"date":"2013-07-23T14:06:28","date_gmt":"2013-07-23T21:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2712"},"modified":"2013-07-23T14:06:28","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T21:06:28","slug":"top-royal-baby-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2712","title":{"rendered":"Top Royal Baby Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The world is going nuts over Royal Baby Mania! Why? We have no idea. For some reason, people are going gaga because some rich, privileged young couple, who happen to be a duke and duchess in an archaic, mostly for show monarchy that has no relevance in a modern democratic world, have just had their first son. Yay!\u00a0 Now comes the hard part. What name are they going to give this lil&#8217; guvnuh and future King of Britannia. Well, we&#8217;ve thought about this a long time&#8230;ahem&#8230;actually we just slapped it together at the last second&#8230;and we&#8217;ve come up with a jolly good list of names for the lil&#8217; bloke. We can hear it now&#8230;<em>(trumpet clarion)<\/em> Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting to you&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince &#8216;Enery<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Spanky<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><em> <\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Prince Wang Peng\u00a0 <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><strong><em><em><em>Prince Nigel Smythe Googlyham Witherford Helmsley<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Big Unit<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><em><em> <\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Voldemort<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em> <\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Bubba<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><em><em> <\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Funkmaster G<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Slappy <\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Snake <\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Jesus<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Prince<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Dick<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Prince Awesomeo<br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The world is going nuts over Royal Baby Mania! Why? We have no idea. For some reason, people are going gaga because some rich, privileged young couple, who happen to be a duke and duchess in an archaic, mostly for show monarchy that has no relevance in a modern democratic world, have just had their &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2712\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Top Royal Baby Names&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,35],"tags":[747,457,746],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2712"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2719,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}