{"id":2632,"date":"2013-03-26T00:21:56","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T07:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2632"},"modified":"2013-03-26T00:21:56","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T07:21:56","slug":"top-republican-suggestions-for-better-conservation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2632","title":{"rendered":"Top Republican Suggestions For Better Conservation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The St. Ronald Reagan Institute For Real Science has recently released a new and improved guide to conservation, Republican style, called &#8220;Neoconservation&#8221;. The BilgeBucket Gazette presents to you some of the suggestions and fascinating findings stated in the report.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Go out and buy a Hummer. NOW!<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Support your local utility company. Leave the lights on. <\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><em> <\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Smog is good for you. Trees cause pollution. Go cut down a tree. <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Extinction is perfectly natural. The polar bear&#8217;s gonna die out eventually anyway.<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Crude oil is a necessary part of a caribou&#8217;s diet.<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><em><em> <\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Global warming is good for the planet and the economy. Just think of all the land in Antarctica that can be developed if the ice caps melt. <\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em> <\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Less ozone means better suntans.<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><em><em> <\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>It&#8217;s our God given right as Americans to drill for and use every drop of oil on the planet. <\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>America has plenty of mountains. We can spare two, three or fifty for mining. <\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Acid rain scrubs your body clean.<\/em> <\/em><\/em><\/strong><em><em><\/em><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>Factories are our friends. Go hug a smokestack.<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The St. Ronald Reagan Institute For Real Science has recently released a new and improved guide to conservation, Republican style, called &#8220;Neoconservation&#8221;. The BilgeBucket Gazette presents to you some of the suggestions and fascinating findings stated in the report. Go out and buy a Hummer. NOW! Support your local utility company. Leave the lights on. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2632\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Top Republican Suggestions For Better Conservation&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,61,8,3],"tags":[728,22,420,9,21,729,257,19],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2632"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2713,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632\/revisions\/2713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}