{"id":2505,"date":"2012-12-17T23:55:15","date_gmt":"2012-12-18T06:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2505"},"modified":"2018-03-31T18:21:57","modified_gmt":"2018-04-01T01:21:57","slug":"santa-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-an-ak-47","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2505","title":{"rendered":"Santa, All I Want For Christmas Is An AK-47"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the wake of yet another mass shooting, this time at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, more of the same predictable, reprehensible rhetoric has been spewing forth from &#8216;compassionate&#8217; conservative right wingers who seem to love their guns more than life itself. From <a title=\"Republican Lawmaker: I Wish Sandy Hook Principal Had an Assault Rifle in her Office\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/the_slatest\/2012\/12\/16\/louie_gohmert_lawmaker_calls_for_more_guns_after_school_shooting.html\" target=\"_blank\">Republican congressman Louie Gohmert&#8217;s (from Texas of course) call for more guns<\/a> to former Republican governor <a title=\"Mike Huckabee Explains Bizarre Claim That God's Absence From Sandy Hook Led To Massacre\" href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/12\/17\/mike-huckabee-sandy-hook_n_2315340.html\" target=\"_blank\">Mike Huckabee&#8217;s assertion that the massacre occurred because God had been systematically removed from school<\/a>, the response is typical from the right wing. There have been <a title=\"A Timeline Of Mass Shootings In The US Since Columbine\" href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/justice\/2012\/12\/14\/1337221\/a-timeline-of-mass-shootings-in-the-us-since-columbine\/\" target=\"_blank\">31 mass shootings since the Columbine incident in 1999<\/a> and <a title=\"A Guide to Mass Shootings in America\" href=\"http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/politics\/2012\/07\/mass-shootings-map\" target=\"_blank\">62 in the last 30 years<\/a>. The response is always the same: the public expresses shock that something like this could happen in America; sane people say that something should be done to prevent this; the NRA and right wing neocon gun nuts scream about the right of every American to own a gun and that &#8216;guns don&#8217;t kill people, people kill people&#8217;; politicians say they&#8217;ll explore solutions to the problem without implementing the horrors of &#8216;gun control&#8217; on assault weapons; the NRA and right wing neocon gun nuts cry that they need assault weapons to hunt; time lapses; people forget; finally nothing ever gets done&#8230;until the next mass shooting. Rinse and repeat.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously folks, <strong>nobody needs an assault weapon to go quail hunting or deer hunting for that matter. It&#8217;s utter BULLSHIT!!!<\/strong> <strong>They should be BANNED!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"size-full wp-image-2507\" title=\"malkingun\">Here&#8217;s a photo-toon from our May 12, 2007 issue right after after the Virginia Tech shootings which echoes Gohmert&#8217;s statement that somehow, if everyone had a gun, there would be no more violence and we could all join hands and sing &#8216;Kumbaya&#8217;.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2507\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2507\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=2507\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2507\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2507\" title=\"malkingun\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/malkingun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/malkingun.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/malkingun-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2507\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">In the weeks following the shootings at Virginia Tech, neocon pundits and gun supporters, like Michelle Malkin, have suggested that the whole crisis could have been averted if all the students had been armed, which explains why gangs and mobs are such safe environments.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the wake of yet another mass shooting, this time at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, more of the same predictable, reprehensible rhetoric has been spewing forth from &#8216;compassionate&#8217; conservative right wingers who seem to love their guns more than life itself. From Republican congressman Louie Gohmert&#8217;s (from Texas of course) call for &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2505\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Santa, All I Want For Christmas Is An AK-47&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,60,8,68,1687,3,1715],"tags":[621,252,69,22,70,704,9,118,705,537,703,702,21,623,98,19,701],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2505"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5844,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions\/5844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}