{"id":2005,"date":"2012-07-24T22:21:34","date_gmt":"2012-07-25T05:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2005"},"modified":"2012-07-25T18:50:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T01:50:00","slug":"aught-5-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2005","title":{"rendered":"Aught 5 Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More headlines, this time from &#8217;05 (or aught 5 as us grizzled old desert rats say).<\/p>\n<table width=\"150\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Aniston, Pitt Split: Life As We Know It Likely Over<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><em><\/em>Meaning Of Life Revealed In Ashlee Simpson Song<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Bush Proposes $80 Gazillion More Dollars For Iraq: Vows To Remove Troops By 22nd Century <\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Rumsfeld Launches New Fragrance: <em>Rummy<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">MLB&#8217;s Angels Rename Team: Now Called <em>The Amazing Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim Located In The Trendy California County Of Orange In The Awesome Country Of The United States Of America<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More headlines, this time from &#8217;05 (or aught 5 as us grizzled old desert rats say). Aniston, Pitt Split: Life As We Know It Likely Over Meaning Of Life Revealed In Ashlee Simpson Song Bush Proposes $80 Gazillion More Dollars For Iraq: Vows To Remove Troops By 22nd Century Rumsfeld Launches New Fragrance: Rummy MLB&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=2005\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Aught 5 Headlines&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566],"tags":[374,564],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2005"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2005"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2068,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2005\/revisions\/2068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}