{"id":1806,"date":"2012-06-20T20:51:11","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T03:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1806"},"modified":"2012-06-20T20:51:11","modified_gmt":"2012-06-21T03:51:11","slug":"headlines-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1806","title":{"rendered":"Headlines Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some more <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">hilarious<\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">funny<\/span>, mildly smile-inducing headlines from 2004.<\/p>\n<table width=\"150\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Bush Outsources Presidency To India <\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Local Man Puts Off Procrastinating Until Tomorrow<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Shocking News: Oprah On Cover Of O Magazine!!! <\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Poll Shows Americans Hate Polls<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Local Man Hangs Out At Nudist Beach<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some more hilarious, funny, mildly smile-inducing headlines from 2004. Bush Outsources Presidency To India Local Man Puts Off Procrastinating Until Tomorrow Shocking News: Oprah On Cover Of O Magazine!!! Poll Shows Americans Hate Polls Local Man Hangs Out At Nudist Beach<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566],"tags":[578,564],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1806"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1872,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806\/revisions\/1872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}