{"id":1728,"date":"2012-06-04T20:25:55","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T03:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1728"},"modified":"2012-06-04T20:25:55","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T03:25:55","slug":"headlines-we-got-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1728","title":{"rendered":"Headlines, We Got Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From 2003 to 2009, we featured many great headlines in our webzine. We&#8217;re going to present some of our favorites again for old times sake this summer. Here are a few we like from the year 2003.<\/p>\n<table width=\"150\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Local Man Swears to God He&#8217;s Atheist<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Local Dog Farts: Blames It On Master<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Local Cat Needs Rest After Brutal Nap<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Clueless Man Wipes Hole In The Ground<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Yankees Pitcher Refutes Claims Of Belly Itching<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From 2003 to 2009, we featured many great headlines in our webzine. We&#8217;re going to present some of our favorites again for old times sake this summer. Here are a few we like from the year 2003. Local Man Swears to God He&#8217;s Atheist Local Dog Farts: Blames It On Master Local Cat Needs Rest &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1728\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Headlines, We Got Headlines&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566],"tags":[565,564],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1728"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1743,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions\/1743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}