{"id":16,"date":"2011-07-22T19:15:34","date_gmt":"2011-07-23T02:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2011-09-29T09:22:25","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T16:22:25","slug":"bilgebucket-returns-in-convenient-blog-format","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"BilgeBucket Returns in Convenient Blog Format"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The BilgeBucket Gazette has returned to the Internet in a more convenient blog format after a two year hiatus. Yes, after two years of basically sitting on our cans, we have decided to come back and <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">entertain<\/span> annoy the denizens of the Internet with our <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">hilarious<\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">wacky<\/span>, awkward brand of humor. The new format allows us to spew out new material in bits and chunks just like Charlie Sheen on a late night bender. It&#8217;s called Winning!! We will concentrate on creating new photo-toons, photo-flashtoons, photo-ads, photo-synthesis and other photo-prefix crap. We will also create more of our exciting, sensational,and scintillating BilgeBucket Lists for you to mock, jeer and curse at. And of course, we&#8217;ll post some of our classic creations from 2003-2009, so you can reminisce and wonder how this country ever made it through the Bush years in one piece. It&#8217;s called Winning!! So sit back and keep checking in with us for more hijinx from America&#8217;s trendiest suburb, Cactus Corners, Arizona, where everything&#8230;and we mean everything(it&#8217;s a desert here folks)&#8230; is coming up cactus!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The BilgeBucket Gazette has returned to the Internet in a more convenient blog format after a two year hiatus. Yes, after two years of basically sitting on our cans, we have decided to come back and entertain annoy the denizens of the Internet with our hilarious, wacky, awkward brand of humor. The new format allows &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=16\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;BilgeBucket Returns in Convenient Blog Format&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":557,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}