{"id":1445,"date":"2012-04-05T14:25:52","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T21:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2018-02-15T23:01:24","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T06:01:24","slug":"beer-guns-and-car-crashes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1445","title":{"rendered":"Beer, Guns, and Car Crashes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It looks more and more like Spiff Romney is going to be the GOP nominee. But he polls very badly with southern Republicans and has lost all the southern primaries thus far except for Florida. Well, the Bucket is here to help the ol&#8217; Spiffster. That&#8217;s why we&#8217;re presenting this selection as our Book o&#8217; the Month by the &#8216;Sidney Sheldon of the Deep South&#8217;, Billy Joe Ray Bob Cooper. Read this book, Spiff Romney, and develop a new Southern strategy based on three key ingredients: beer, guns, and car crashes. Oh and mentioning Jesus a million times sure couldn&#8217;t hurt either.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=1447\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1447\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1447\" title=\"nascarwife\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nascarwife.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"396\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nascarwife.jpg 396w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nascarwife-220x300.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 396px) 85vw, 396px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks more and more like Spiff Romney is going to be the GOP nominee. But he polls very badly with southern Republicans and has lost all the southern primaries thus far except for Florida. Well, the Bucket is here to help the ol&#8217; Spiffster. That&#8217;s why we&#8217;re presenting this selection as our Book o&#8217; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1445\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Beer, Guns, and Car Crashes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[308,61,230,8,68,1687,3,35],"tags":[465,466,147,118,75,467,150,468,469,464],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1453,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions\/1453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}