{"id":1047,"date":"2012-01-11T22:39:27","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T05:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2012-01-11T22:39:27","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T05:39:27","slug":"shocking-development-rich-white-guy-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1047","title":{"rendered":"Shocking Development: Rich White Guy Wins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The shocking results from New Hampshire are in: a rich, white guy won the GOP primary. In this particular case, it was former Massachusetts governor, Spiff &#8220;I&#8217;m for everything&#8221; Romney winning and crusty ol&#8217; prospector Ron &#8220;I&#8217;m agin&#8217; everything&#8221; Paul coming in second. John &#8220;I&#8217;ve got three hot daughters&#8221; Huntsman finished a surprising third.<\/p>\n<p class=\"size-full wp-image-1048\" title=\"romneyspiffy\">It&#8217;ll be interesting to see if Huntsman will become the next flavor of the month in this joke that is&#8230;drum roll please&#8230; Con-a-thon 2012. But for right now, Spiff Romney and his magic underwear are riding high. Will his momentum continue onto the next primary in South Carolina or will Uncle Newtie Gingrich&#8217;s &#8216;Anti-Romney&#8217; campaign bring the Spiffster down? The suspense is just riveting isn&#8217;t it folks. How many more months of this crap do we have left?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1048\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1048\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=1048\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1048\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1048\" title=\"romneyspiffy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/romneyspiffy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/romneyspiffy.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/romneyspiffy-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1048\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">GOP candidate and corporate hatchetman, Spiff Romney, won the New Hampshire primary handily with chameleon like tactics that will surely please everyone, especially corporate &#39;people&#39; with deep pockets.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shocking results from New Hampshire are in: a rich, white guy won the GOP primary. In this particular case, it was former Massachusetts governor, Spiff &#8220;I&#8217;m for everything&#8221; Romney winning and crusty ol&#8217; prospector Ron &#8220;I&#8217;m agin&#8217; everything&#8221; Paul coming in second. John &#8220;I&#8217;ve got three hot daughters&#8221; Huntsman finished a surprising third. It&#8217;ll &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=1047\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Shocking Development: Rich White Guy Wins&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,230,60,8,3],"tags":[22,20,147,9,344,21,342,98,343,19,150,329],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1060,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions\/1060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}