SKYMart's Item O' The Week
What’s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons,
solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own life-size bronze sculpture of Simon Cowell…all on sale at exorbitant prices? Not much
if you ask us. That’s why we’re teaming with SKYMart, America’s favorite in-flight crap merchant shopping mart, to bring you the Item O’ The Week.
This week’s item is sure to be a people pleaser, so break out your credit cards and prepare yourself for debilitating debt!
| The Trendy Sharper's Ionic Bazooka |
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The Ionic Bazooka is the latest in clean air technology from The Trendy Sharper, the leader in overpriced fads for today’s upscale spendthrift.
This portable bazooka shoots charged ionic energy at the polluting scumbag of your choice. Just point, pull the trigger and whammo…it’s as fresh as
a spring day in Cleveland. Use it on obnoxious relatives like your cousin Jerry and his smelly cigars, Aunt Gert and her perfumed drenched clothes or
old Uncle Edgar who hasn’t bathed since the Johnson administration. Flick a switch, and the Ionic Bazooka becomes a fully operational grenade
launching bazooka capable of taking out your enemies and any tanks they may be hiding. Don’t settle for unhealthy air and loathsome idiots! Take
control and blast bad air and bad people to bits with the Ionic Bazooka. Caution: The Ionic Bazooka must be operated by military professionals only.
Salary is included in the price. Makes the perfect Christmas gift!
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