Some African American Becomes President But More Importantly What's Next For Sarah Palin?

On November 4th, Americans elected some African American man as President, which according to some people was important for some reason. But what most people in America wanted to know was what is next for that gorgeous, dynamic, spirited maverick from Alaska, Republican Vice-Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin. ...continued below.

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Governor Palin has been traveling around the country this past week enthralling crowds with her electrifying personality and stunning fashion model good looks. She stole the show at the Republicans Governors Conference in Florida and even gave a brief press conference to the delight of everyone in attendance. Many pundits are picking her as the front runner for the 2012 Presidential nomination and have already crowned her the queen of the GOP.

Many of her ardent fans have nothing but praise for the wily, go-getter, hockey mom from Wasilla. Jed Barkley of Anthill, Georgia said, “I don’t care about that one guy who won buying a dog for his kids. All I wants to know is if Sarah Palin hunts wolves wearing a bikini. Man that would be so hot!”

Gladys Strickland of Pusbucket, Arkansas said, “Look at the fashionable glasses she wears. They’re so Presidential. And look how good she looks after having all those kids. If that doesn't qualify her I don't know what does. I wish 2012 were here already so I could vote for her.”

Bert Carson of Deer Carcass, Idaho said, “She’s someone I’d like to go moose hunting with. Hopefully she wears a bikini when she moose hunts. Man that would be so hot!”

Edna Duncan of Goochiecoochie Swamp, Florida said, “She’s close to God, just like President Bush and we all know what a great President he’s been.”

Delores Kopeckny of Fetid Gulch, Texas said, “She’s very knowledgeable about foreign affairs. I mean you heard her; Alaska is right next to Russia. That’s all I need to hear. She’s an expert as far as I’m concerned.”

Dale Furber of Stenchville, Mississippi said, “Make no mistake; the Rapture is upon us and I think she is definitely the one to lead us into the End Times and when she does I’m hoping she’s wearing a bikini and holding a gun ‘cause man that would be so hot!”

So while America struggles for the next four years of boring peace, prosperity and unity with that one guy, there is hope on the horizon. Whether it’s hunting critters in a bikini, expounding the dangers of living next to Russia, or preparing us for the inevitable Rapture, Sarah Palin is someone who is going to be around for years and years and years to come whether we like it or not.