Shoveling it to the public

Little Jimmy Shitzenzimmer: Sketchy Details

The Kobe Bryant hearings captivated America recently and the BilgeBucket staff was there. Since no photos were allowed inside the courtroom, we decided to send our sketch artist wunderkind, Little Jimmy Shitzenzimmer to record the proceedings in sketch form. So we yanked him out of school and sent him to Colorado with Beulah Snodgrass to get the scoop.

Wife Vanessa keeps Kobe in line.	Kobe impresses the judge and press with his court presence.
The defendant explains her point of view.	Kobe signs autographs afterwards.

Beulah gets an exclusive with Kobe.