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| Volume 1 Issue 11 October 10, 2003 | Not for viewers under 18 |
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| Schwarzenegger Decrees Free Gropes For All |
| Gray Davis Accepts Position At Chuck E. Cheese |
| Jay Leno's Nose and Chin Get Browner and Browner |
| Poll:Men Want More Tongue In Their Celebrity Lesbian Kisses |
| Local Nerd Dates Heidi Klum; Then Wakes Up |
| Limbaugh Sez: "Wow! Look at the colors, man!" |
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BilgeBucket Staff Goes On VacationThe BilgeBucket Gazette's staff is vacationing at the lovely Space Age Lodge in beautiful downtown Gila Bend this week. Beulah Snodgrass will be hanging out at the pool showing off her ankles in her retro 1920's bathing costume. Chester Einstein will be spinning yarns about the old days in the restaurant coffee shop. Gomy Dinkman will be playing Galaxians and Ms. Pac Man in the motel lobby. And Dex Rexter will be cruising the main drag picking up the fine Gila Bend chickerinos. So this week, the BilgeBucket presents our light edition with new headlines and a few new Bilge lists for your viewing pleasure. The BilgeBucket Gazette will return with a full edition on October 23rd. |
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Top Priorities For Governor SchwarzeneggerArnold Schwarzenegger has captured the governor's office of California with a landslide victory Tuesday. The actor turned governor has a tough road ahead of him. But he has promised Californians that he will not fail. The BilgeBucket Gazette has obtained a list of Arnold's top priorities for running the state of California.
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Possible Replacement Acts For Siegfried and RoyWith the tragic mauling of entertainer Roy Horn by one of his white tigers last week, The Mirage faces the daunting task of finding a replacement act until Roy can get back on his feet. The BilgeBucket Gazette has decided to help and suggest possible replacement acts for the vaunted magicians.
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