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Volume 5

Issue 13

October 7, 2007

Not for viewers under 18

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Little Jimmy Shitzenzimmer: Sketchy Details


The Phil Spector Trial

Little Jimmy Shitzenzimmer Shirley Ray Bodine

The Phil Spector trial ended last week in a mistrial because the jury could not reach a verdict. Spector, who was accused of killing B-movie actress Lana Clarkson, made headlines by appearing at the trial wearing various outlandish hairdos during each of his appearances in court. So we grabbed our sketch artist, Little Jimmy Shitzenzimmer, out of school, (we hear he missed a vitally important science test), and sent him to the trial with our resident hair stylist, Shirley Ray Bodine, to capture the many hair-raising styles of Phil Spector.

The finger-in-the-light-socket look. The Beatles-Moe Howard look.
The Yoko Ono-Beatnik look. The Hairspray-Bouffant look .
The O.J. look.


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