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Volume 4

Issue 16

October 6, 2006

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Celebrity Look-a-likes


A favorite feature nowadays in many papers across the country is one presenting local citizens who claim that they look like well known celebrities. Well we here at the Bucket know a lame-ass idea when we see it. We've asked residents of Cactus Corners, Arizona which celebrity they resemble. The results will astound you! WARNING - You're not seeing double folks!



Phyllis Forman:The gals in my canasta club think I'm a dead ringer for Madonna; especially when I'm wearing my black leather equestrian gear.

Boyd Schnee:I think they're just messing with me but the guys down at the gym say I look exactly like Michael Jordan.

Zippy:I don't care what the other dogs in the Kennel Club say; Rin Tin Tin and I could be twins!

Nimrod the Clown:I'm always stopped by people on the street who mistake me for President Bush.



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