Cactus Corners Singles Adventure Club Calendar

The Cactus Corners Singles Adventure Club is a singles club for adventure seeking individuals in the Cactus Corners area. The BilgeBucket Gazette's own Dex Rexter, is a member of this fun loving group and has agreed to post upcoming events in an effort to boost membership. Meetings occur every other Friday at the Pink Gecko Karaoke Lounge in the Cactus Blossoms Strip Mall. Here are the exciting events planned for the coming weeks.

	Tuesday, September 28 - Origami Cactus Party at Maggie Bell's house. Everybody will create their own origami cacti. Maggie will supply the paper.
	Thursday, September 30 - Mime Lessons at Monsieur Pepe's Mime School. Best 'Trapped in a Box' impression, gets free mime makeup kit.
	Friday, October 1 - Theater Night at Stage Left Theater In Cactus Sweat Strip Mall. Now playing, "Judge Judy: The Musical", starring Mistee DuBois as Judge Judy. Admission is $40 for adults, $38 for students, and $36 for senior citizens.
	Sunday, October 3 - Road trip to abandoned gold mine in Skull Valley. We'll attempt to climb down the rickety, unstable, old mine shaft and search for gold. Bring your picks.
	Tuesday, October 5 - Candyland Night at Dale Carlson's house. Bring your own sweets to enjoy while navigating Gumdrop Pass and Lollipop Woods. The night's overall winner wins a big, 12 inch, candy cane courtesy of Dale.
	Thursday, October 7 - Octoberfest Polka Night at Larry's Dinner Barn in Apache Junction. Appropriate dress required. Lederhosen is available for sale or rent at Oskar's Accordion Depot.
	Saturday, October 9 - Amateur Night at Joe's Strip-o-rama. Ladies who take it all off get free drinks. Beulah Snodgrass is officially barred from this event.