Cactus Corners Singles Adventure Club Calendar

The Cactus Corners Singles Adventure Club is a singles club for adventure seeking individuals in the Cactus Corners area. The BilgeBucket Gazette's own Dex Rexter, is a member of this fun loving group and has agreed to post upcoming events in an effort to boost membership. Meetings occur every other Friday at the Pink Gecko Karaoke Lounge in the Cactus Blossoms Strip Mall. Here are the exciting events planned for the coming weeks.

	Tuesday, August 31 - Cut Each Others Toenails Night at Phyllis Boyle's house. Delores Romanowski recommends the Tweezerman SPA Deluxe clipper for best results.
	Thursday, September 2 - Laugh At Passersby at the Cactus Corners Mall. Best insult gets coupon for free latte from Cactus Blossoms Coffee Shop.
	Friday, September 3 - Paddle Night at Mistress Spankarella's dungeon. Be sure and bring your favorite Abu Ghraib picture and act it out.
	Sunday, September 5 - Shuffleboard at Cactus Gallows Retirement Home. Elmer Scoggins demonstrates proper stick manipulation techniques.
	Monday, September 6 - Special Labor Day Event : Sushi and Line Dancing at The Tofu Cowboy. Music by Yoko Earp and the Bonzai Cowboys. Admission: $20.00. Come dressed as your favorite samurai warrior or wild west buckaroo and receive $3.00 off your admission price.
	Wednesday, September 8 - Yahtzee Night at Frank Brinkman's house. BYOB and bring lots of it!
	Friday, September 10 - Orgy at the Horny Beaver Lodge in Wickenburg. Body condoms supplied.