Good Lord! I'm Bisexual!

Last Sunday was a beautiful day here in Cactus Corners. It was a sunny, cloudless day with the temperature in the low one hundred teens. I decided to go for a quick rollerbade through the lovely Cactus Corners greenbelt. So I put on my light blue, knee-length, Sunday dress, my best floppy hat, tied up my skates and out the door I went.

I was zipping right along, passing some balding clod who was trying to stay upright, when all of a sudden, the nitwit hit my backside with one of his flailing arms and sent me into a whirling dervish. I pirouetted and started to roll backwards into oncoming traffic. Suddenly a young blonde coed, who was skating by, caught me and saved me from a certain fall.

I whirled around, prepared to thank her, but I stopped. I became completely flummoxed. I stammered, hemmed and hawed. She was gorgeous! Now maybe I was outrageously horny, (what else is new!), but that girl was a serious hottie! She had blue eyes and a perfectly symmetrical face with stunning high cheekbones and soft pouty lips. She wore tight black cycling shorts and a tight Lycra top with an ASU logo that showed off every curve of her body. She looked like she had just walked off the runway. I was having stirrings inside normally reserved for Mel Gibson, Snoop Dogg or that cute little Ashton Kutcher.

"Are you okay?" she finally asked me in a sweet heavenly voice. I managed to murmur a yes.

"My name's Kaitlin," she continued. "If you're alright with it, I'd love to have you skate with me. It's like so much more fun skating with another person."

My heart leapt. "You bet your boobies!" I blathered. She laughed nervously and started to skate toward the Cactus Corners mall. I followed.

I became entranced by the rhythmic movement of her hips as she glided effortlessly over the searing pavement. Every stroke from her firm shapely legs, made me feel tingly all over. Then it hit me. I wanted to have sex with her. All I could think about was strapping it on and having my way with her. Then it hit me again. I was bisexual. This stunned me so much that I rolled off the concrete and stumbled headfirst onto the burned out grass. Kaitlin stopped and skated back toward me.

"Are you alright," she asked, bending over to help me up.

I couldn't hold back though. "I'd like to have sex with you," I blurted. It was like I shot her. Her mouth opened wide, she let go of my arms and let me fall back to the ground. She started to leave but then she reached over and slapped my mouth.

"You dirty old woman," she scolded. "I expect this from men, but you?!" She turned and skated quickly away.

There I sat on the grass, watching her nice firm butt skate out of my life. What a revelation!

I got up and returned to the pavement when that bald oaf came lumbering by. Kaitlin had made me completely horny and as they say "any port in a storm". I skated up to Baldy, propositioned him and we went back to my place and did it.

P.S. He was just as klutzy in between the sheets.