Probing Inquiries

Don't touch me. I'm German! If you've ever been to Germany, you know the Germans aren't the friendliest of folk...that is, unless its Oktoberfest and there's plenty of beer around. Chancellor Merkel could just be responding the way any German would respond to being touched.

He doesn’t grope as well as Mr. Putin. Perhaps Chancellor Merkel is comparing Bush's grope with a previous one, say from one Vladimir Putin. Now lots of people think Putin is more like Michael Jackson especially after he kissed that little boy's belly. But Putin's pretty slick and with Russia being the host country of the G-8, he may have tried a little "I'll rub your back if you rub mine" if you know what I'm talking about. Once you've had Putin, you never go back.

I’d wish he’d stick to slicing pigs. Chancellor Merkel does have that far off look in her eyes remembering better days when the only thing President Bush was interested in was slicing pigs.

Who does he think he is, Arnold Schwarzenegger? Maybe she's wishing she would have been touched by the World's Master Groper, the Governator. What woman wouldn't want to be fondled by Ahnuld, am I right girls?

WINNER! Eeeeeeuuuuuwwwwwww! I’ve got Bush cooties! This is definitely what she is saying to herself and who can blame her. Even 65% of Americans would respond the same way.