Item O' The Week From SKYMart
What’s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons,
solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own life-size bronze sculpture of Simon Cowell…all on sale at exorbitant prices? Not much
if you ask us. That’s why we’re teaming with SKYMart, America’s favorite in-flight crap merchant shopping mart, to bring you the Item O’ The Week.
This week’s item is sure to be a people pleaser, so break out your credit cards and prepare yourself for debilitating debt!
| Hamlacher Schmamlacher Personal Nuclear Reactor |
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Impress your friends with the ultimate in alternative energy chic. Yes, your personal nuclear reactor is a great conversation piece and will add a
certain glow to your living room. These mini power plants come in three fantastic styles, Three Mile Island (shown), Chernobyl, and Diablo Canyon.
And don’t worry about the dangerous, radioactive byproducts. Just place it in our stylish lead lined waste sacks, toss it in the garbage and it’s
not your problem any more. Be the first on your block with a nuclear reactor from the leader in trendsetting fads, Hamlacher Schmamlacher.
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