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Issue 7

May 12, 2007

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Celebrity Look-a-likes


A favorite feature nowadays in many papers across the country is one presenting people who claim that they look like well known celebrities. Well we here at the Bucket know a lame-ass idea when we see it. We've asked Cactus Corners, Arizona residents and visitors which celebrity they resemble. The results will astound you! WARNING - You're not seeing double folks!



Lorraine Spuhler:Now that the 2008 Presidential race is on, people are always confusing me for Hillary Clinton.

Kevin McDornan:I've always fancied myself as a rough and tumble Vin Diesel clone but all I get anymore is 'Hey look! It's Britney Spears!'

Arthur Dinsdale III:People on the street are constantly stopping me and saying I'm a dead ringer for the 8th President of the United States, Martin Van Buren. Constantly, I tells ya!

Cactus Corners Community College Anatomy Lab Skeleton 'Lucy':Students are always mistaking me for spoiled brat, Nicole Richie. Quite frankly, I look much better in a bikini than she does.



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