The Michael Jackson Trial

The Michael Jackson child molestation trial in the Santa Barbara County Courthouse in Santa Maria, California has seized the attention of this celebrity crazed nation. Some say it is more of a circus that a trial. We decided to find out for ourselves. So we yanked our sketch artist, Little Jimmy Shitzenzimmer, out of school (we hear he missed an important history test) and sent him to California to record the excitement with his informative sketches. Previously, we've always sent Beulah Snodgrass as Little Jimmy's chaperone. But Beulah always seemed to get into some kind of trouble. Therefore, we've decided to send Chester Einstein along this time. How could a cranky, old, curmudgeon like Chester possibly get into any trouble, right?


Michael Jackson impresses the court with his giraffe pajamas.	All of Michael's friends show up to support him.

Michael relaxes during the trial with some porn and Jesus juice.	*Michael is really* impressed with Little Jimmy.**

Chester gets an exclusive with Michael.