Little Jimmy Shitzenzimmer: Sketchy Details

The Scooter Libby trial recently gripped the nation as the former assistant to Vice President Dick Cheney was found guilty of perjury and obstruction of justice in the investigation of the leakage of CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity. Well there was no way we could miss this event. So we yanked our sketch artist, Little Jimmy Shitzenzimmer, out of school (we hear he missed an extremely important History test) and sent him to Washington D.C. to record the drama with his informative sketches. We decided to send staff member, Shirley Ray Bodine, along as chaperone this time, since she knows quite a few congressmen from her previous exploits.

Scooter can't seem to remember anything.	The Bush Administration can't seem to remember Scooter.
The defense grilled a crippled Tim Russert for several hours.	The congressmen there really, really liked Shirley Ray.

Rove and Cheney express their undying appreciation to Scooter for taking the rap.