Celebrity Look-a-likes
A favorite feature nowadays in many papers across the country is one presenting people who claim that they look like well known celebrities. Well we here at the Bucket know a lame-ass idea when we see it. We've asked Cactus Corners, Arizona residents and visitors which celebrity they resemble. The results will astound you! WARNING - You're not seeing double folks!
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Richard Munch:People are always telling me that from a distance, oh let's say about a mile away, I look just like George Clooney. |
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Britney Spears:I love to visit Cactus Corners and when I do, people are constantly coming up to me and saying that I look exactly like Britney Spears. Wait a second...I am Britney Spears! Like, Duhhhhh! |
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Craig Lowenstein:The girls I hit on at the dance clubs say I look like some guy named Quasimodo. From the way they run away from me screaming, I'm guessing that's a bad thing. |
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Koji Nakayama:I live in an all-white subdivision and all my neighbors keep calling me Kim Jong Il because they think I look like him; you know, I'm Asian and I wear glasses. I'm not even Korean, I'm Japanese, you friggin' morons!! |
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